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i dont understand why people like sleeping so much

its a free trial of death

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do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….”

…why is this so uplifting

I’m not even religious and this makes me smile.

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Dear iPhone: I am NEVER trying to write “ducking.” Sincerely, Everyone.
Kristen Bell (via nickie4president)
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Russell Brand & the Westboro Baptist Church

wouldn’t it be funny if Russell was actually Jesus in disguise tho i mean look at him plus he seems to know his shit i mean i’m just sayin

well done, mr. brand.

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imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular

Let’s make this situation even better. Both of you are wearing TAP SHOES, and all of the floors are hardwood.

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